And we have a winner. That’s right folks, he’s too good for just one space. He needs to fuck up the entire line of cars! Must be a Republican.
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On 02/07/2010, In *, By LoSAdmin
On 02/07/2010, In *, By LoSAdmin
I think there’s a football game today but I can’t remember who’s playing! It really doesn’t matter. I’m just in it for the party and socialization anyway.
This has been a pretty uneventful weekend otherwise. I spent a lot of time on Saturday gathering up some information for a project I’m working on.
My father has talked me into submitting about 25 stories to someone who matters, so I’m going to have to spend the next several weeks…or months…getting my shit together to make that happen.
But who cares about that. What you really want to know is what kind of food there will be at the party, right? This is not the day to start your diet. This is not the day to look in the mirror at your naked body and begin to cry. This IS the day to take your acid reflux medicine well in advance of the festivities and make sure you fast for most of the day.
I’m already dreaming about the sausage cheese dip, the cookies, the cake, the bite sized sandwiches. This is what the Super Bowl is all about. No one cares about the game. The party is what matters.
The squares on the betting board are being prepared as I write this and I plan on taking home some cash this year. Well, it’s all chance, but I can wish it true if I want to.
So everyone stick around. I might just start Tweeting from the party. Will there be pictures and Tweets about the game? Hell no. I’m going to hover around the food table and salivate.
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I’m still at it. More asinine advice from an unqualified asshat. Will the absurdity ever end?
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Dear Sean,
After an argument with my wife, she revealed that she’d had a one-night stand with my older brother several years before we started dating. They both kept this from me; it wasn’t revealed until I asked my wife point blank. They both feel horrible about it and claim that it was a drunken evening without feelings. However, knowing this information back then would likely have kept me from getting intimate with my wife and ultimately getting married. I feel completely deceived and betrayed by them both and have been contemplating divorce. The problem is, we have three young children, and the last thing I want to do is negatively impact their lives. I just can’t fathom forgiving them for this egregious act. My older brother has always cast a bit of a shadow over me. He manipulated many women into bed, and I did not respect them (or him) for this. I felt like the one thing that was not part of his manipulative ways was my wife. Now I know that was a sham. What should I do?
—Deeply Hurt and Confused (more…)
On 02/05/2010, In *, By LoSAdmin
Facebook hit another milestone this week. It now claims that over 400 million people are part of the Facebook community; Face’rs, Bookies, FooBies! Whatever you call them, they’re 400 million strong now.
I am one of those FooBies. I’m not really proud of that, but I guess I can admit it now that there are more people on Facebook than in the United States. I think it’s a law created by the healthcare companies that we join. You know, to keep track of us. (more…)
On 02/05/2010, In *, Flashback Friday, By LoSAdmin
Remember back when people believe in an ancient hippie who could walk on water and rose from the dead? Yeah, I remember when I was that naive too.
But eventually I got out of preschool and realized that it was all a fairy tale.
What? There are people who still think Jesus is real? No way. People aren’t that stupid, are they? If they believe in Jesus, why not Santa Clause? Or the Easter Bunny? Or the Tooth Fairy?
So wait, you’re saying that Santa, the Easter Bunny, and Toothy aren’t real, but Jesus is? Wow, I guess we just get to pick the fairy tales we believe are true or false. Interesting.
How about this. I’m going to create a new mythical figure called Pogo. Pogo is going to be shaped like a man. However, he will have ATM dispensers for hands and his shtick will be relieving adults of credit card debt.
He will fly into board rooms where executives gather and blow a huge, poisonous fart that will render them all speechless and reduce their IQ to that of a puppy. They will spend the rest of their lives asking the question, “would you like fries with that?“
Doesn’t my god sound better than that mythical hippie? And get this, when my god spits out huge amounts of unsupported cash on the economy, it won’t increase inflation. That loaf of bread will cost the same!
I know. Sounds crazy doesn’t it? About as crazy as a virgin birth, miracles, and rising from the dead, huh?
Come on people. Smarten up. READ. Do research. GET EDUCATED. And come to the correct conclusion about what god and religion REALLY are. More blood has been spilled in the name of god and religion than any other reason.
Let’s hope that one day we will live in a world without religion. I’m sure it won’t happen in my lifetime but one can dream.
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