Spewy and Gray
Spewy and Gray got drunk on a day
When snow had just covered the ground
They woke the next day with nothing to say
And their heads were beginning to pound
Spewy exclaimed that Gray was to blame
So he decided to give him his due.
He lured poor Gray in with a bottle of gin
and began to prepare the glue.
When Gray he did sit, the chair covered with spit
Gray’s ass was now stuck to the chair.
“I’m stuck you dumb schmuck. How will I get up.
My only clean pants I do wear!”
Spewy thought for a sec and cracked his stiff neck.
He hadn’t though all of this through.
They drank all the gin and came up with a plan
The glue would just crack in the cold.
Gray hobbled outside to find some cold ice.
Sure this would set his ass free.
But he fell in a lake, never to wake
And left Spewy to drink alone
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