Since it is New Year’s Eve, I thought the theme should be something alcohol related since the majority of you will be getting trashed tonight.

I’m mostly a beer drinker, but vodka is a second love when I’m sick of beer.  I’m mostly a Cape Cod vodka abuser but there are so many other uses.  OJ (the drink, not the killer), martini, Bloody Mary, and the most manly of drinks, a Raspberry Lemon Drop.

Vodka is for drunk moms, abusive dads, asshole brother, slutty co-eds, douchebag fratboys, and metrosexuals.

And remember, Christmas just isn’t fun unless you use vodka to spice up some of the punch at your office holiday party.  Last year our secretary announced she was a lesbian after drinking too much punch.  Ahhh, good times.

So remember boys and girls.  Vodka is good for you.

Drink up and I’ll see you next year.