It has been a long time since I stepped foot into a Spencers.  If you don’t know what a Spencers is, I’ll explain.

Spencers is a novelty store.  They have all sorts of funny novelties and jokes.  However, most are fun and dirty and totally adult.  What I was not expecting was the new porn section.  It seems that Spencers has amassed quite a collection of dildos and sex toys: rubber pussies, Suzy blow-up dolls, etc.

But along with the regular nasty novelties, I found these:

What every growing boy needs!  A Gum job Granny and some Fuck Off pills!