So today my co-worker Amber turns to me and tells me that she just got a text message from her sister.  Her sister works at Party Galaxy.  PG is one of those places you go to buy Halloween costumes, wrapping paper, party stuff, and generic junk for celebrations.

The text message said that a lady just walked in and wanted to know if they had any NASCAR themed baby shower items.

I have to tell you, the first thought I had was, how can I turn this into a blog item? I just kept trying to imagine what this woman looked like.

I’m guessing mid-30s, fat, bad 80s hair.  She’s probably wearing an “I Love Dale, Jr.” tshirt…make that tank top.  The baby in hanging off one arm and a cigarette in the other hand.  No bra.  And boy does she love Jesus!  Cause, ya know, Jesus loves him some NASCAR, cigarettes, and Coors Light!