Left Of Sean

Today I was sitting on the toilet thinking about my next blog post and…..  What?  Bad image in your head now?  Well, welcome to Left Of Sean.

As I was saying….

I started thinking about Facebook and some of the good, and bad, things it has brought us.  I’ve reconnected with lots of old friends and I’m grateful for that.  I found new friends that I never would have known without Facebook.

Since we lived through an election cycle with Facebook, we also got to see which of our friends are real idiots and which ones are intelligent.  There’s a fine line, trust me.

I think has been the greatest contribution by Facebook is that it has introduced us to so many ridiculous Facebook Groups.

There are millions of them.  I really noticed them during the election.  But now they’re just stupid.  And the ridiculousness of the groups provides lots of blog fodder. continue reading…

I’m going to take a lot of shit for this post,

but I really don’t care.  On Tuesday we got news of a devastating earthquake in Haiti, the poorest country in the western hemisphere.  Forty-eight hours later and I’m sick of hearing about it.  Why?  I’ll tell you why: Because who fucking cares?

Callous you say?  Sean, you’re an asshole, how can you say that?  I’ll tell you how I can say that.  Did you give one iota of a shit about Haiti until this earthquake hit?  Did you even know where Haiti was located until the news splattered the a map of the country on TV? continue reading…

Last week, Sarah Palin decided to chyme in on the Tiger Woods saga.  Sarah told us here at LeftOfSean that she had spoken with Tiger and tried to help him through this difficult time in his life.

LeftOfSean has exclusively acquired the transcript of that phone conversation.

Sarah is still on the road, promoting her book Going Vogue: Who Moved My Lipstick? She called Tiger, who is spending time on his yacht away from the media.

It is said that Charles Barkley and Michael Jordan are totally pissed.  They’ve been trying to reach Tiger for several weeks and he won’t return their phone calls.  Barkley insists that Tiger was not involved in what has become known as Vegas Bomb.  That was the term given to the night Barkley, Jordan and Woods allegedly hired 15 hookers, three midgets, and fire-breather, and three caddies to go on a five day coked up bender in a luxury Vegas hotel.

“Man, Tiger just sit in the corner with his putter all night long.  He ain’t do none of that shit.  This is a black conspiracy!”

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