Last week, Sarah Palin decided to chyme in on the Tiger Woods saga.  Sarah told us here at LeftOfSean that she had spoken with Tiger and tried to help him through this difficult time in his life.

LeftOfSean has exclusively acquired the transcript of that phone conversation.

Sarah is still on the road, promoting her book Going Vogue: Who Moved My Lipstick? She called Tiger, who is spending time on his yacht away from the media.

It is said that Charles Barkley and Michael Jordan are totally pissed.  They’ve been trying to reach Tiger for several weeks and he won’t return their phone calls.  Barkley insists that Tiger was not involved in what has become known as Vegas Bomb.  That was the term given to the night Barkley, Jordan and Woods allegedly hired 15 hookers, three midgets, and fire-breather, and three caddies to go on a five day coked up bender in a luxury Vegas hotel.

“Man, Tiger just sit in the corner with his putter all night long.  He ain’t do none of that shit.  This is a black conspiracy!”

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