Left Of Sean

God this week has been long.  It started out crappy with the weather and it looks like we’re going to end the week with crappy weather.  On top of it all, it’s hump day and I’m sitting here out of ideas.

I began writing my own humorous eulogy, but that quickly died out because I couldn’t come up with anything that sounded really funny.  It was fake, of course.

I could just get gratuitously sexist and post a bunch of pictures of hot chicks, but I’m saving those for the bathroom.

So let’s talk about the news.  Do we really give a shit about Haiti anymore?  No.  We are doing exactly what I said we would do two weeks ago:  donate money, create a telethon, then forget about them and the nightmare they’re living.

Do we care about Toyota?  I have to laugh because the cars not affected by the pedal issue are the ones made in Japan.  So it actually does seem that American made quality is shit.

The Grammy‘s were Sunday night.  Snore!  ZZZzzzz_zzzzz.  I waited for Dave Matthews and then went to bed.  The show might have been fun if there was a boob flop or we had another Kanye West outburst.

Kanye {running on stage, taking the mic from Pink}:  I just wanna say dis be whack!  Beyoncé be hott’r ‘n’ shit and no disrepect to you Pinky, but BequancéShanté got mo’ junk in da trunk than you, ho!!

Pink:  Kapowww!!  {pause}.  Can someone help Kanye pick up his testicles?

Leif Garrett got busted for heroin this week.  Yeah, I know.  WHO?

The Oscar nominees were released this week.  Again, who cares.

And the iTampon is still cruising along, generating rumors galore.  When is this thing even coming out?  And how shitty is this going to be when it’s released on AT&T‘s horrible network.  Trust me, I’m an iPhone owner.  AT&T is just plain bad.

“Don’t Ask, Don’t Tell” is hanging by a thread.  I’m sorry to see that go.  It has helped many a military member escape their own personal hell.

And, as I wrote about yesterday, Timmy the Tard and his fucked up momma are going to be on an anti-abortion commercial during the Stupid Bowl.  Just what we need, RetardTebow telling us how much greater life is because he wasn’t aborted.  All I can think about when I hear that is how much better this country would be if he WAS aborted.

Ok, I’m done for now.  I guess I need to get out to the internets and dig up something of substance to write about!

Today I was sitting on the toilet thinking about my next blog post and…..  What?  Bad image in your head now?  Well, welcome to Left Of Sean.

As I was saying….

I started thinking about Facebook and some of the good, and bad, things it has brought us.  I’ve reconnected with lots of old friends and I’m grateful for that.  I found new friends that I never would have known without Facebook.

Since we lived through an election cycle with Facebook, we also got to see which of our friends are real idiots and which ones are intelligent.  There’s a fine line, trust me.

I think has been the greatest contribution by Facebook is that it has introduced us to so many ridiculous Facebook Groups.

There are millions of them.  I really noticed them during the election.  But now they’re just stupid.  And the ridiculousness of the groups provides lots of blog fodder. continue reading…

I’m sitting in a Starbucks on 15th & Broadway in Edmond right now.  I’ve been digging through the site I use to collect analytics for my blog and I’ve found that the numbers are going through the roof.  I’m not sure why.  It’s probably because I posted a couple of controversial posts on Haiti and that drove more people in because it’s a hot topic at the moment.

I’m sitting here stuck again.  I have a bunch of notes on things I want to write but I’m really not inspired to start writing on those topics yet.  So let’s talk about today.

My wife and I have been reviewing movies for the 2010 DeadCenter Film Festival. While watching the movies this morning I was getting ready to head out to lunch and Starbucks.  I checked my phone and realized I had a text message from Tim.

Tim is the leader of my biker gang.   continue reading…

I’m going to take a lot of shit for this post,

but I really don’t care.  On Tuesday we got news of a devastating earthquake in Haiti, the poorest country in the western hemisphere.  Forty-eight hours later and I’m sick of hearing about it.  Why?  I’ll tell you why: Because who fucking cares?

Callous you say?  Sean, you’re an asshole, how can you say that?  I’ll tell you how I can say that.  Did you give one iota of a shit about Haiti until this earthquake hit?  Did you even know where Haiti was located until the news splattered the a map of the country on TV? continue reading…