Left Of Sean

This morning I received a push notification (If you don’t know what that means, buy an iPhone.) from Mashable entitled 11 Free Services for Scheduling Social Media Updates.

Since I read Mashable.com religiously, I clicked on it, of course.  Basically it was a list of resources to schedule your Tweets and Facebook status updates.  I know, it sounds ridiculous, but if you use your Twitter account for evil like I do, these are handy tools.  You can just schedule your creativeness to spread to your minions at various intervals.

Here are a few of the tool names:

• Hootsuite
• LaterBro
• CoTweet
• Twaitter
• FutureTweets
• Tweetsqueue
• DynamicTweets
• Taweet
• Tweet-U-Later
• TweetShed
• Twuffer

They seem really kind of stupid to me.  Twuffer?  Are you kidding me?  Is this like a Twitter Fluffer?  (Again, if you don’t know what a fluffer is, click {NSFW} here. {porn warning}).

LaterBro?  Is that only for surfer dudes or frat boys?  What about LaterHo for da bitches?

I decided that I could come up with my own name.  My service will have the ability to Tweet AND shop for shoes as well as a section to bitch.  I call it Twhut!

The exclamation point integral to the name so don’t forget it.

Originally I thought about Twat! but I realized that……oh what the hell, I’ll just create another site called Twat! Maybe even Twhut Twat!

“He Helen, I saw you online last night.”

“Really?  Where?”

“On Twhut Twat!”

“Oh yes, I just love to play on my Twat! I don’t know Twhut! I would do with out it!  My Twat! is my stress reliever.  I just let my fingers do the walking and in no time my Twat! is soaked with information.”

Next I think I’ll create one named Twugg! for the gay community.

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Today I was sitting on the toilet thinking about my next blog post and…..  What?  Bad image in your head now?  Well, welcome to Left Of Sean.

As I was saying….

I started thinking about Facebook and some of the good, and bad, things it has brought us.  I’ve reconnected with lots of old friends and I’m grateful for that.  I found new friends that I never would have known without Facebook.

Since we lived through an election cycle with Facebook, we also got to see which of our friends are real idiots and which ones are intelligent.  There’s a fine line, trust me.

I think has been the greatest contribution by Facebook is that it has introduced us to so many ridiculous Facebook Groups.

There are millions of them.  I really noticed them during the election.  But now they’re just stupid.  And the ridiculousness of the groups provides lots of blog fodder. continue reading…